Welcome. Feel free to explore the Republic from border to border.
Take your time. If you're looking for something in particular, I can probably point you in the right direction.
If you're thinking about stalking me, you'll need to learn more by reading my Personal Files.
If you want to read my collected works, head over to the Presidential Library.
If you're here to see the gory photos of my rugby injury, go to the House of Pain.
If you want to see my knee injury, go to the House of Pain, Part 2.
If you want to sign the Guest Book, you can't. I lost it. But you can email El Presidente Dave.
Enjoy your visit. Come back when you get a chance.
The Republic is a work in progress, so you never know when I'll put something interesting up.